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Past hoax · Filed Oct 16, 2026

The Hegseth ‘Kill Everybody’ Hoax

Pete Hegseth ordered that everybody on a boat be killed, including survivors.

The claim

Pete Hegseth ordered that everybody on a boat be killed, including survivors.

What it was

The line that traveled was an order to kill survivors. Officials said the directive was a lethal strike, not that order.

Timeline

  1. Sep 2, 2025

    A U.S. strike hits a suspected drug boat. A later strike hits what is left, including survivors.

  2. Nov 2025

    The Washington Post reports that Pete Hegseth ordered the military to kill everybody, including survivors.

  3. Dec 2025

    The New York Times reports his directive was a lethal attack on the boat, not an order to kill survivors. The follow-up is described as a separate order down the chain.

  4. The hearings

    Lawmakers still open with “kill everybody.” The distinction between sinking the boat and executing survivors is the part that has to be repeated.

What aired

The Washington Post reported that Pete Hegseth had given a spoken order to kill everybody on a suspected drug boat, including men who lived through the first strike. “Kill everybody” was the quote that led. One anonymous official was enough for the phrase to become the story.

The record

Officials later told the New York Times that Hegseth’s directive was a lethal attack on the boat, not an instruction to execute survivors after a first missile failed to finish the job. The follow-up strikes that did kill survivors were described as a separate order, from Admiral Bradley, down the chain. The words that opened the week were not the order on the record.

Left out

Left out of the first version was the difference between “sink that boat” and “kill anyone still alive.” Those are not the same instruction. Also left out was who actually sequenced the second strike. A secretary’s order and an admiral’s follow-up were collapsed into one villain and one sentence.

Why it stuck

It stuck because the three words are a war crime if they are literal. Once they were in a headline, every later distinction sounded like a lawyer. The Post had the phrase. The Times had the caveat. The phrase won the week.