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Filed September 21, 2026

A few ways

The welcome-aboard, and what replaced it.

A reel from The Daily Wire, posted September 21, 2026. Eleven seconds. Facebook’s title on the share, when this was pulled, was 399,000 views and 55,000 reactions. The caption is “I can think of a few ways…” and then the sell for Run Hide Fight: Infidels. The only line spoken is a boarding call: “Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard Delta Air Lines flight 2998 to Atlanta, Georgia.” It ends on the movie card. That announcement is the before. The ways are the after.

September 11, 2001 is the date the call stopped being the whole story. Four planes. Nearly 3,000 dead. What followed at the airport, and in the statute book, is the list.

The checkpoint. The Aviation and Transportation Security Act, signed November 19, 2001, created the TSA and took screening away from the private contractors the airlines had been hiring. Richard Reid tried to light a bomb in his shoe on American Airlines 63, Paris to Miami, on December 22, 2001. Taking the shoes off became a requirement in 2006. Homeland Security ended that as a routine step on July 8, 2025. The liquids rule is still here. After the August 2006 transatlantic plot, carry-on liquids were banned, then cut down to the 3-1-1 rule: 3.4 ounces, one quart bag. Reinforced, locked cockpit doors were required by 2003. The air marshal program was expanded from a small detail into a standing force. The no-fly list before the attacks was a short piece of paper. The Terrorist Screening Center, stood up by a presidential directive on September 16, 2003, turned it into a database. The Real ID Act passed on May 11, 2005. It did not actually gate a domestic flight until May 7, 2025.

The Patriot Act. Signed October 26, 2001. The long name is the Uniting and Strengthening America by Providing Appropriate Tools Required to Intercept and Obstruct Terrorism Act. The pieces that changed ordinary life were the surveillance ones. Roving wiretaps. Delayed-notice searches, the sneak-and-peek. National security letters, an FBI demand for records with a gag and no judge in the ordinary case. Section 215, business records, which became the legal hook for the bulk collection of American phone metadata. The warrantless piece started earlier than the statute and quieter. The New York Times reported it on December 16, 2005: after the attacks, the NSA was intercepting international calls and emails of people inside the United States without the warrants the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act required. Congress then wrote a version of that down. The FISA Amendments Act, signed July 10, 2008, added Section 702. That is the authority for the programs later called PRISM and upstream collection. Edward Snowden’s documents were published starting June 5, 2013. The first one was a secret court order for Verizon Business Network Services to turn over all call detail records. The USA Freedom Act, signed June 2, 2015, ended the NSA’s bulk holding of those records and left the queries with the phone companies. Section 215 itself lapsed on March 15, 2020. Section 702 did not. It keeps getting renewed.

The department. The Homeland Security Act was signed November 25, 2002. The Department of Homeland Security opened on March 1, 2003 and pulled in Customs, the Immigration and Naturalization Service, the Coast Guard, the Secret Service, FEMA, and the new TSA. The wars are the other half of the same month. Afghanistan, October 7, 2001. The first prisoners arrived at Guantanamo Bay on January 11, 2002. Iraq, March 2003. None of that is in the eleven seconds. The eleven seconds are the boarding call, and a caption that says the speaker can think of a few ways. These are the ways.

The post: The Daily Wire