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Past hoax · Filed Oct 16, 2026

Joe Biden Will Never Ban Gas Stoves Hoax

Nobody was coming for gas stoves.

The claim

Nobody was coming for gas stoves.

What it was

A commissioner floated a ban. The White House denied a ban was coming. The rulemaking on appliances kept moving.

Timeline

  1. Jan 9, 2023

    A product-safety commissioner tells Bloomberg a ban on gas stoves is on the table.

  2. Jan 11, 2023

    The White House says Biden does not support a ban. The idea is treated as a myth.

  3. 2023

    Efficiency rules aimed at gas appliances move anyway. Several cities had already blocked new gas hookups.

  4. The ordinances

    Berkeley and other cities had already blocked new gas hookups. “Nobody is coming for the stove” sat next to those rules.

What aired

In January 2023, Richard Trumka Jr. of the Consumer Product Safety Commission told Bloomberg that a ban on gas stoves was on the table because of pollution and health. The comment was real. The reaction was immediate. The White House then said President Biden did not support a ban, and the line became that nobody was coming for the stove. The commissioner, we were told, had misspoken into a conservative fever dream.

The record

He had not invented the idea. The same period produced efficiency rules aimed at gas appliances that would have pushed a large share of ordinary models off the market without ever using the word ban. A standard that a popular stove cannot meet is a ban with a different noun. States and cities were already writing their own prohibitions on new gas hookups.

Left out

Left out of the denial was the rulemaking. The denial was about a single dramatic statute with the word ban in it. The pressure was in the standard, the state law, and the commissioner’s own sentence. A viewer who believed the White House statement would have thought the entire subject was a myth.

Why it stuck

It stuck because “they are not banning your stove” is reassuring and specific, and the actual policy is boring and spread across dockets. Reassurance is a segment. A docket is not. The stove stayed in the kitchen. The path to making the next one illegal stayed open, under a softer name.